sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music
"A best friend… Okay, this one is so important. Choose wisely, okay? I got really lucky with mine”.
the best kind of texts
YOU ARE GETTING GAS NOT DOING A PHOTOSHOOT WHAT THE FUCK
john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.