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cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

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ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

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afewdrunkcaptains:

debt:

united steaks of america

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truehustla:

Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

yeah. he saved this idiot

Shitttt. I never woulda caught that.

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koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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fistfulofweasley:

I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like 

if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT

you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie

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suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

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