when u type ;) instead of :)
im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning
Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(
united steaks of america
Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train
im sorry but
yeah. he saved this idiot
Shitttt. I never woulda caught that.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like
if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT
you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie
i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone