May 2013
aquadoll:
times like these I wish I could sing and play guitar so I could write a song about how much I hate you
lvysaur:
youhavetooletgo:
lvysaur:
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
When boys and girls are best friends.
sodamnrelatable:
What people think happens:
What really happens:
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
here’s your daily reminder that
you aren’t worthless
you’re worth more than you think you are
you mean a lot to someone
you’ve done something to make someone laugh or smile
you’ve laughed and smiled
you’re good enough
you deserve to be happy
you’re allowed to be sad
you’re you and nothing can change that
and there’s no one else you need to be
skatings:
I can’t wait for the day I fall asleep next to someone I’m in love with. Just think about it, waking up and seeing them and getting a really big smile. It sounds amazing.
vvaddles:
vvaddles:
club penguin is the only thing i have left
nevermind
cunttacular:
cali01:
cunttacular:
Why the fuck don’t I have a fairly odd parent?
Maybe you did but you didn’t need them anymore, so they erased your memory like they normally would.
Mindfuck
yellfang:
party-at-the-tardis:
shavingryansprivates:
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty...
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
Watchnotrobotbender:
joshhunkerson:
Josh Peck does it again
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IM DYING
dlubes:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
Or she thinks you’re gay.
i-o-u-a-fall:
chroniclesofpanem:
tunadeluna:
ninejuanjuan:
bromofasho:
nigga-chan:
nicoosuxx:
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
meladoodle:
you had me at “hello”, there was really no need to add “you’re under arrest”
mostlytumbler:
jiraiyaa:
do you ever just look at an animal and just laugh?
yes
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
playstation2chainz:
so ur telling me all mothers were born today
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
snapchatting:
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
sithlordtennant:
For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
